Shower Thoughts

A collection of my favourite and most profound shower thoughts, which will change how you see the world…

  • Nobody has ever been in an empty room
  • If you’re one in a million, then there’s 7,125 people exactly like you
  • If you drew a penis on a vampire’s face when they were sleeping, they’d never find out about it
  • Knuckles are tiny elbows
  • A lethal dose is also a lifetime supply
  • Nothing is ever on fire- fire is on things
  • Cats clean their bodies with their tongues, but how do they clean their tongues?
  • If you’re over 30, you were alive before every dog in the world now
  • We will never hear about the truly perfect crime

That is all, as you were.

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