A collection of my favourite and most profound shower thoughts, which will change how you see the world…
- Nobody has ever been in an empty room
- If you’re one in a million, then there’s 7,125 people exactly like you
- If you drew a penis on a vampire’s face when they were sleeping, they’d never find out about it
- Knuckles are tiny elbows
- A lethal dose is also a lifetime supply
- Nothing is ever on fire- fire is on things
- Cats clean their bodies with their tongues, but how do they clean their tongues?
- If you’re over 30, you were alive before every dog in the world now
- We will never hear about the truly perfect crime
That is all, as you were.